Veronica A. Shoffstall (via orchidroots)
"Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers."
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let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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