"You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot." 65,685 notes | REBLOG

hungarian:

jajajajaja

only true spanish people will understand :)

(via h0odrich)

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i wonder how the first white girls in the world felt without their iphones 

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"Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75." 139,247 notes | REBLOG

curlyhairedslutassbitch:

shavingryansprivates:

if dogs could drive they probably wouldn’t be very good at it

eat a dick fuckboy 

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via shavingryansprivates)

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mataring:

i would have a gap between my thighs but its filled by my massive penis

(Source: zachsgay, via dietchola)

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methlabrador:

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

some of them have also came in a vagina screaming in fear 

(via dietchola)

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8lackrock:

godheadcomplex:

having your url erased from one of your popular posts is like throwing a really great party and then getting locked out of your house by party crashers

(via dietchola)

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charlamagnethagod:

I feel so bad when old trees fall because they’re old and have been through so much and they’re just trying to live their lives they’re not trying to cause any ruckus but then hurricanes have to be mean

(Source: sidnugget)

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foxnewsofficial:

the main thing i look for in a girl is tumors, sometimes bullets. i’m a surgeon. 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

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foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via foxnewsofficial)

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foxnewsofficial:

i’m over my crush. directly over her, dangling from a rope and waiting for the right moment…

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

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kanyewestevil:

you could go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby but then the jokes on you because no one will know he was evil and you will be a time traveling baby murderer???

(Source: kanyewesticle, via dietchola)

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

The lights at my house just flickered thanks hurricane sandy ft. Noseferatu

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asiandaughter:

I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them

(Source: catholicnun, via catholicnun)

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